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flashandthunderfire:

fallingaparttocuttime:

man that one “give me a fetish and I’ll tell you how I feel about it” is so bizarrely worded in places

and also that list is so weird to me for some reason HERE YOU WANT LISTS?

list of kinks/tropes that every self-respecting kink meme links to. more of a list of fic tropes and prompt ideas than anything but still AN EXCELLENT LIST.

for a slightly limited but still fun list to go through, there’s the old classic, wikipedia’s list of paraphilias!

if all else fails, there’s the random page button on wipipedia.

now that you have all that at your fingertips, put a kink in my ask and I’ll tell you how I feel about it? :D?

yessss hit me

oh let’s do this

ok, whoever put Walking with Prehistoric Beasts in the Children & Family section can go fuck themselves because it does not belong there.　

warning for violence and death

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I do.

me/free stuff otp

I kind of like that John is not a “good friend” because I feel like that is true to life. you don’t have to be attentive or tactful to have friends. there is no real friendship benchmark that you have to meet, or you are doomed to a friendless existence.

people tolerate different things and draw the lines at different places. what makes you a “good friend” to some may make you a bad friend to others. it depends on their perspective.

you don’t have to be perfect to have friends. you just have to be compatible. 

‘wow no,’ I whisper and lay on the floor. visually, dirk is a bunch of shonen tropes put together, and internally he is 

“everything is justifiable if it ends up making you stronger”　

my brother called me a cat ass, so I said that he was the ass print that cats leave on the hoods of cars when they sit on them

I think we all know who won that

#tv show with eye surgery

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bigundies:

dean spade wrote in this essay that he spends a lot of time imagining people on the subway through the eyes of someone that loves them and i’m trying it out right now on the bus and it’s such a good thing, if you’re in public right now look at everyone else like you’re in love with them wow wow everyone looks so neat and comfy i want to see them sleeping in bed and eating eggs and crying during finding nemo

netflix has How It’s Made

I know what I am watching for the next five hours